Good Help is Hard to Find
I didn't get Stella in the hopes of finding a good photography assistant but now that she's here I realize just how bad she is at it. Terrible, in fact. She is notorious for sniffing out the lens and leaving slimy nose prints in her wake. She has been known to sneak into the shot at the last minute. And my personal favourite, the leash yank just as I'm pressing the shutter.
Her true talent lies in being the model. I'll just have to settle for a new muse instead of a new assistant.